Sunday, 21 March 2021
Carping like a monk
Thursday, 18 February 2021
Post-plague piscatorial
It's been many times observed that the optimism which often greets the New Year, although endearing, tends to be an exercise in allowing "hope to triumph over experience." However, 2020 had been such an unremittingly difficult year for everyone that if ever the "things can only get better" platitude could be relied on to be regarded as an accurate prophetic prediction, it was when the clock struck twelve on the 31st December as 2020 gave way to 2021. However, for me things were to get worse before they got better, with me contracting Covid just a couple of weeks into January.
It was to be mid February before I fished again, but the intervening period had been made brighter by my taking delivery of a new cane rod, a lovely 11 foot float rod, strong enough to play a decent fish, yet responsive enough to make one of more modest proportions feel worth the catching. Beautifully refurbished and restored to its former glory by my friend Michael Bartholomew, I was eager to give it its reintroduction to active angling service, and so it was that it accompanied me on the short journey to the Club Lake for my first post-plague fishing foray.
As I tramped through the wet grass and the lake came into view, sunbeams riding the ripples on its surface, it seemed to defy belief that just seven days previously Leicestershire had been coated with a layer of fluffy white snow. Today Spring seemed to be pressing home its advantage in face of Winter's retreat. Swim choice owed nothing to science or watercraft, and everything to comfort. I chose my pitch for no better reason than its situation in the sunniest spot and proximity to the car park, and was soon lowering my simple float tackle into the margins. However, while every metaphorical cloud has a silver lining, so too every silver lining might be said to have a cloud, and in this case the downside of the warmer weather was physical clouds which, for one brief period, dispensed their watery load vertically. Fortunately, despite bringing only a minimum of tackle with me, I had possessed the foresight to bring an umbrella, and was glad to sit huddled under its protection for the light shower's five minute duration.
Hook bait was bread, and bites were soon forthcoming, the float shooting under with purpose as the fish awoke from their winter torpor and fed with welcome enthusiasm. I had matched the rod with an Allcocks Aeriel centre pin, and soon its ratchet was making the pleasing clicking sound that accompanies its use when fish take line against the reel. The fish were not large, and unfortunately no roach or rudd punctuated the brisk procession of small but feisty commons and mirrors.
Tuesday, 17 November 2020
Perch, and the healing power of stripes
For most of us the thought of "escape" is one of the factors that drives us repeatedly to the water's edge; escape from the pressures of work, from the drudgery of chores, from worries about money or health or family - as anglers we have in our possession the secret that the river bank or lakeside has restorative powers of which non anglers remain sadly ignorant. After a particularly frenetic period of work, and with a month passed since my last fishing trip, I was in need of restoration and so along with Pete as my non-household member covid fishing partner, it was back to the perch pond to once again target the specimen perch that live and feed in its murky depths.
There was an added piquancy to this foray to the small, unprepossessing, pond that we have discovered to be the home of monsters, as we were fishing in memory of our friend and fellow Christian Anglers group member John, who lost his battle with cancer last year. In 2019 we had hosted a perch match in his honour, with members attending from around the Country, the largest fish of the day securing its captor's name on the trophy, but this year due to the restrictions around corona virus such an event was impossible, and so for the almost 100 fishermen and women who form the membership of Christian Anglers the whole of November was designated perch month, with the promise of the trophy to whichever member catches the heaviest verified perch during the month.
With clouds scudding threateningly across the sky and against a backdrop of trees most of which had now lost their autumnal glory and whose bare branches clawed finger-like at the menacing darkness above, I tackled up with a vintage glass-fibre avon rod and old Allcocks centrepin reel and dropped a small perch bob float into the margins. The ubiquitous red maggots were dribbled into the swim on a little and often basis, along with chopped worms and prawns. Hookbait was prawn on a size 12 hook.
GK Chesterton once remarked that "if a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing badly", and his quip proved to be an accurate summation of my first few attempts to connect with a fish on the float's disappearance, but eventually I got my timing right and my reward was a fine perch that pulled the scales down to a pleasing 2lb 10 ounces.
Conditions were, to say the least challenging with the wind blowing directly into our faces and whipping the surface of the lake into a constant mesmeric pattern of peaks and troughs, but despite the weather's best efforts the perch continued to make their way to the bank, with a procession of good quality fish ranging from about a pound and a half to a pound and three quarters (the latter of which was weighed, the others merely estimated.)
Pete, who almost always out fishes me, was for once struggling and although he also caught a steady stream of fish, his were all small with none exceeding about half a pound in weight. As Pete is generally a more competent (and determined) angler than me, I can only surmise that for some idiosyncratic reason the perch had, on this occasion, decided to form an orderly queue in my swim in preference to his.
In addition to the perch I also landed a small chub of about a pound and a fish which, in the water, looked as if it would be a new personal best roach but which turned out, to my mild disappointment, to be an ide of just under 2 lb.
At 1 o'clock I drew stumps, aware that the real world beckoned and that to stay and catch more might be to trespass on my own good fortune, and even perhaps take some of the shine off what had been a splendid morning.
As I packed away my tackle I paused to take in what I could see; the little lake that fuels so many of my dreams, the friends with whom I fish, the trees, the ripple on the water's surface and the reflections just beneath it, and as I looked and mused, I thought of John and felt myself enveloped by a momentary sense of peace. We had spent the morning looking to earn our angling stripes by catching a fish emblazoned with stripes, but as my gaze took in all around me, I reaffirmed my trust in the fact that for John even now, and for me at some future point when my mortal life reaches its close, our permanent eternal healing, as the Biblical prophet Isaiah pointed out, is secured by Someone else's stripes.
Tuesday, 6 October 2020
Perching in the autumn of our discontent
My fishing is an inverse mirror image of that enjoyed by many anglers. With carp fishing being so universally popular, for most fishermen and women it is the warmer months when carp are at their most catchable that their angling is at its most intense and when hopes of a "monster" are at their highest. I, however, hold carp in relatively low regard due to their ubiquity and the way they have come to dominate the whole angling scene in this Country. I concede that their fighting qualities are admirable, and that really big carp in waters with low stock density take some catching, but despite having caught hundreds of them over the years, I find it hard to foster much affection for them.
Of our summer species I am fond of tench, crucians and rudd, but the fish more than any other that gets me excited and captivates my imagination is the perch with its bold stripes, proud spiky dorsal and general bravura swagger and pugnacity. Consequently, my summer fishing is a casual affair, much more about the simple joy of "being there", an opportunity to enjoy scenery and sunshine and catch prodigiously. Autumn and winter, by contrast, are about the pursuit of specimen perch, often an attritional business in hostile weather that numbs the angler to the bone.
This year my summer fishing was further affected by government restrictions designed to slow the spread of the coronavirus pandemic, and so my opportunities to fish were more limited, having to be fitted in to periods of leniency between two phases of lockdown, and as I embarked on my first Autumnal perch session there was the very real fear that we might soon be enduring stricter controls on our activity again - any plans for anything approaching a perch "campaign" could only be tentative, and so as I arrived at the lake (one which has in the past produced perch for me up to a very pleasing 2lb 15 ounces) I was aware of a greater self-induced pressure to catch than I would normally feel on the first perch adventure of any Autumn.
I was joined at the pond by regular fishing companions Pete, Roger and David, and after days of solid and torrential rain, the day had dawned bright and sunny- wonderful conditions for enjoying sitting by a lake but less than ideal for perch, with their well known preference for low light levels. The trees were still mostly clothed in green, but some were beginning to display their russet and orange autumnal livery, pleasantly framing the pool. I began regularly trickling a stream of red maggots, chopped worms and prawns off the edge of some reeds, but after an hour and a half only one small perch had succumbed to my float fished worm offering prompting the decision to switch to prawn for "just half an hour to see what happens." In the event it only took ten minutes for the classic perch bob float to do exactly as its name suggests it should, and when the bobbing gave way to disappearance the firm strike was meant with equally firm resistance, and after a brief tussle a substantial perch was being drawn over the net. Having been admired, photographed and weighed, the venerable old warrior was returned to the murky depths, with the scales registering a commendable 2 pounds and 12 ounces.

There are doubtless many worse ways to spend a morning, but equally incontrovertibly few better.
Thursday, 10 September 2020
Rats and crays outscoring carp
Monday, 3 August 2020
Gone but not forgotten - "a touch of glass"
I recently heard a writer in an interview use the phrase "nostalgia falsifies", and I guess we all have a tendency to don "rose tinted spectacles" and remember the past as it never really was, but not all memories are false and our minds are not always playing tricks on us. There is a neutrality expressed in the truth with which LP Hartley opens one of his novels: "The past is a foreign country- they do things differently there." Sometimes better, sometimes not, but invariably differently.
However, it is not only rods made from cane that have captured my affection, as the majority of my vintage rods are made of glass fibre and originate from the late 1960's and early 70's. Not only do these rods have the advantages for the collector of being cheaper to purchase and virtually indestructible in usage, for me they also provide a tangible connection to my earliest angling experiences. Born in the late 60's and raised in the 70's, by the time I began fishing in 1981 there were few cane rods to be seen on the bank, although I do recall one elderly gentleman who used to fish our local lake with split cane rods, and was a dab hand at extracting good numbers of the lake's tench population. This was the early carbon fibre era, but for those of us solely reliant on pocket money, birthdays, and Christmas to fuel our fishing addiction, graphite was beyond our financial means, and we cut our angling teeth on glass fibre.
Saturday, 1 August 2020
Return to angling- "take two."
For the next couple of hours the action was constant, the delicate float frequently disappearing, leading to a lively tussle with the small but spirited carp that make up the majority of the pond's fish population. Birdsong provided the backing track for the afternoon, as I sat immersed in a tableau that, for the most part, could have been anytime in the last century and a half. Only the very occasional sound of a car in the distance, or aeroplane overhead differentiated the experience from what might have been familiar to an angler in Victorian times. The trees surrounding the lake were doubtless older than me, and hopefully they and the lake will outlast me to give pleasure to future generations of fishing folk. The English countryside has cleansing and restorative properties, of which we as anglers are privileged to be frequent beneficiaries.









